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when i moved and drove into new york, i went through the brooklyn battery tunnel and the toll guy looked into my car, which was filled with plants, and said, "it looks like you got da brooklyn bahtanic gahdens in deh!" then he saw hazel and piggie, loose, walking around amongst the plants, and laughed, "and da zoo!" i told him i just drove from chicago. he said, "say w-a-t-e-r" and when i repeated "water" in my midwest accent, he laughed and said, "you wait...that'll change!"
ewww--you totally have wild scrotum growing in your yard!!!!!
ReplyDeletealien spores. or alien scrotum. either way, ick.
ReplyDeleteI just threw up in my mouth a little bit. Thanks for that.
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