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when i moved and drove into new york, i went through the brooklyn battery tunnel and the toll guy looked into my car, which was filled with plants, and said, "it looks like you got da brooklyn bahtanic gahdens in deh!" then he saw hazel and piggie, loose, walking around amongst the plants, and laughed, "and da zoo!" i told him i just drove from chicago. he said, "say w-a-t-e-r" and when i repeated "water" in my midwest accent, he laughed and said, "you wait...that'll change!"

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

lice are gross

There is a woman in Brooklyn who sits in her kitchen and picks nits out of the hair of children. Children with lice that go to my school. If I get lice, I am totally going to the nit picker.

http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9F0CE2DC1E39F937A35751C1A963958260&sec=&spon=&pagewanted=all
Posted by kim at Tuesday, October 21, 2008

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